Internet Service through your.... toilet

[LoS-NutzholzWolf]

Yes, thats right folks! Google has done it! They are providing you with the greatest form of communication for free through your toilet. Now thats a big data pipe! They offer it in 3 speeds: Trickle, No. 2, and Royal Flush. It currently only works with Windows Vista and has high hardware requirements. But its free!

/me gets handed a link
http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/internet/04/02/google.april.fools.ap/index.html

Hmm, get flushing you all, the internet is not getting any fuller.

*Note This was a meant as a joke based off Googles annual April Fools hoax*

[Raiyven]

Hey, I just tried to send a really big file through this new internet, but it got bounced back. Now there's data everywhere!

[Ghryphen]

Hehe

[Stang]

Whats that smell?

[Cerberus]

well, I liked the idea, but it just wasn't a fat enough pipe for me.

[Raiyven]

Everytime I try and put up a firewall, the lid goes down.

[LoS-NutzholzWolf]

Every time I sit down while the firewall is up I get burned. The toilet backs up everything the internet goes down.

[Raiyven]

Whats that smell?

So apparently, it's not data overflow you're smelling but Nutz's burnt I/O port.

[SiFi]

Not entirely without precedent
http://news.zdnet.co.uk/internet/0,1000000097,39286165,00.htm

Just watch out for the..uh...sites that deal with bodily functions in a fetishised way. ;)