My App

[Dynomutt]

d00d your tribe is cool 'cept for that Gryphon guy, what a jerk huh! I want to join soooo bad I can taste it. Can I huh huh huh? Okay a little about me:

I like playing tribes and tribes2 and I also like chopping up people with chainsaws and knife throwing.

But with my main hobby being the chainsaw thing I don't have much time for anything else.

I can't play tribes or tribes2 because I total suxers but if any of you ladies want to breast feed me the game I'm sure in time I'll reach for the bottle on my own.

I'm 84 years old and I can't hear too good (with the many years of chainsaws) so RW or TS won't work for me, and my eyes are rotting out of my skull so chat programs like IRC and mIRC won't work so you'll all have to get cameras and sign it to me.

I wear adult diapers and seldom change them because I hate change. everyday of my life has been exactly the same since I got out of high school in 1935. Wake up, pee, shave, shower, sit in the garden with the squirrels for 8 hours and then get up, have some dinner, always noodles and Meatballs, then watch Jeopardy, then Wheel Of Fortune, then chop someone up, then go to bed.

Okay, enough about me, tell me about you and give me your exact home address where I can... uh... reach you.

[ZechsMerquise]

lol, if that was intentional it was pretty funny! :lol

[Stang]

Umm well how did you type this? And how can you see what Im writing right now?

YOU MORON!!! hehe he cant see me call him a moron :D .

And if your eyes are rotting out of your sockets then what good would it do to sign to you DUH IDIOT, hehe did it again he cant see it hehe.

Sorry we cant take you even we have standards.

[Aluscia]

BIG standards... What a freak... Breast Feed? Gross... that's like falling in love with my grandpa... ewww.....

[Stang]

LOL he said he was 85 maybe he is your grandpa!!! :lol

[Dynomutt]

ROFL Can you tell I was bored at work?

[Aluscia]

Yeah... I could tell a bit... you're scary!

[KitZune]

PHEW
I don't have to write up another application...

[Aluscia]

Good job on the votes this week, KitZune... they were much better.

KitZune is God, really, now that I think about it... I think she's the best thing in the entire world since... since... the beginning of the world! Really, I can't think of anything better than her.

Comes to think of it, I was really impressed that she has beaten Myst 3, yay!

She's the best recruiter THZ could ever have... it's just too bad that she has to do all that work every week.

KitZune is the coolest. :cool:

[KitZune]

Don't diss me in my own forum, dish bitch ;)

[Dynomutt]

Laurelin, Sucking up with get you nowhere or everywhere... gonna just have to wait and see :)

[Aluscia]

You're such a ho-bag, Kit.... :lol I'm laughing so hard right now... Teehee!

[Dynomutt]

Why is this thread getting more attention than our REAL applicants?

Someone lock this puppy up.

[Ghryphen]

You've been accepted.