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FaLLGuY
11-19-2005, 09:36 PM
EARLY WARNING SIGNS

The Center for Disease Control has released this list of symptoms of
bird flu. If you experience the following, seek immediate medical
treatment:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someones windshield.:ugh

Raiyven
11-20-2005, 10:37 AM
lol!
long time no see, fallguy!

XMEN Ashaman DTM
11-20-2005, 02:17 PM
Heh. There's a guy that I work with that knew a guy that would crap on peoples' windshields...

Hi, FG. :D

Ghryphen
11-20-2005, 02:51 PM
Hey FG! Update your email address! lol I'm getting back a bunch of undeliver-ables.

FaLLGuY
11-20-2005, 03:46 PM
Hey FG! Update your email address! lol I'm getting back a bunch of undeliver-ables.

Its done!:yup:

Stang
11-21-2005, 04:21 PM
I remember a fallguy but it can't be the same person :).

Aren't those the signs of getting old? Or taking those pills that gives you every symptom known to man?

Raiyven
11-21-2005, 09:00 PM
nah nah, the signs of getting are when you find yourself living the life of a newborn:

-Have no hair
-Have no teeth
-The 'bits' don't do their thang
-Can barely eat solids
-Can't feed yourself, without making a mess
-Can't dress yourself
-Talk nonsense, if at all
-Drool
-Frequently make an awful mess of your pants
-Bitch, bitch, bitch about all of the above, when they occur.

;p

aaaaaaaaaaand the lightning bolt from heaven comes down...oh, now.

Stang
11-22-2005, 04:08 PM
That sounds like some teenagers not just older folks :D.