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08-11-2003, 12:04 PM
Okay as I'm sure the entire world is aware Gray Davis is being recalled and you all will get to reelect a new Governor on Oct. 7th. My question is this: How do you all feel about all the freaky freaks coming out of the woodwork to run for governor. Seeing as it only takes 3 grand and 65 signatures to declare yourself a candidate, pretty much anyone can be governor. Such rousing people as:
Ah-nold, Austrian God of Destruction
Larry Flint, founder of Penthouse
DL Hughley, comedian
Webster, also known as Gary Coleman.
Gallagher, righteous freak who smashes watermelons and think's he's funny
Mary Carey, PORN STAR.
Who are you guys going to vote for? If you don't live in Cali, who WOULD you vote for? This list doesn't even include all the folks running.
I found out about the last one on that list only this afternoon. Being the scholar that I am, I did some research. She is motivated, to say the least. If she carries that same enthusiasm into the political scene she could cause some trouble. :)
(Also she will never fear an assassination attempt because from the looks of things, if she gets shot in the chest it will automatically be deflected.)
Ah-nold, Austrian God of Destruction
Larry Flint, founder of Penthouse
DL Hughley, comedian
Webster, also known as Gary Coleman.
Gallagher, righteous freak who smashes watermelons and think's he's funny
Mary Carey, PORN STAR.
Who are you guys going to vote for? If you don't live in Cali, who WOULD you vote for? This list doesn't even include all the folks running.
I found out about the last one on that list only this afternoon. Being the scholar that I am, I did some research. She is motivated, to say the least. If she carries that same enthusiasm into the political scene she could cause some trouble. :)
(Also she will never fear an assassination attempt because from the looks of things, if she gets shot in the chest it will automatically be deflected.)