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XRogue
05-06-2003, 09:19 PM
What you did not know about Windows 95

Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit.

As we were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows 95 on my PC. I told him how happy I was with this operating system, and showed him the Windows 95 CD. To my surprise he threw it into my microwave oven and turned the oven on. Instantly I got very upset, because the CD had become precious to me, but he said: 'Do not worry, it is unharmed.' After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said: 'Take a close look at it.' To my surprise the CD was quite cold to hold and it seemed to be heavier than before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw a inscription, an inscription finer than anything I have ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth:

12413AEB2ED4FA5E6F7D78E78BEDE8209450920F923A40EE10E510CC98D444AA08E1324

'I cannot understand the fiery letters,' I said.

'No, but I can,' he said. 'The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common English this is what it says:'


One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,
One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them...

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STUWEY
05-06-2003, 09:37 PM
Rofl

Ghryphen
05-07-2003, 11:15 AM
:lol

KitZune
05-07-2003, 11:37 AM
I KNEW bill gates was the dark lord!

Stang
05-07-2003, 11:44 AM
:lol

Cerberus
05-07-2003, 11:59 AM
cool