Application for Employment

[Taibunsuu]

Hey:

I need a job and I hear you're hiring. I'm a professional killer. It's an unsavory job, but it pays well, and after spending 20 years 'troubleshooting' for various government organizations, the transition to the corporate sector isn't as easy as the retirement office makes it look.

I'm a bit over the hill, but thankfully you don't have to be in the best shape these days, what with all the powered armor doing the work for you. I excel in the areas of sniping and reconaissance, but suck at dueling.

Anyway, I'm up late at night. Sound sleepers were the favored pray of ecoterrorists in the Rainforest War. And seeing their handiwork ensured I would never be one again, either. I spend most of my time thinking about ways to shoot people, and reminiscing about the times when I got paid to do it. So if you could hire me, even if just to be a private, I'd be more than happy.

Sincerely,

Taibunsuu

[KitZune]

Thank you for your application... errr... despite the fact that you scared me, I'm still gonna send you the THZ Corporate letter, Please check your e-mail shortly.. In Tribes 2 you will see an invite to a clan called APPLICANT TO THZ* accept this invite and wear the aTHZ* tag, thank you very much, we'll be watching you.

[Ghryphen]

I'm scared too, I feel like there is someone in the shadows right behind me.:eek:

[Dynomutt]

i think my nerves are kicking in...


:barf



uh.... yup


Scary, scary man! it's a good thing you want to be on OUR team and not a rival's.

[Stang]

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Well Im going to have nighmares tonight /me shivers.

You know what the scary part is though, him and Jester are going to get along well :D .

[KitZune]

Yeah... He's Jester's Type

Welcome to aTHZ, Tai...

but could you tell me what your ingame name is for Tribes 2? I couldn't find you yesterday.

[Taibunsuu]

I'm usually operating early in the morning - from like 00:00 to 07:00. My log in is Skathandra, so sometimes I end up using that by mistake, but I switched my name to aTHZ*Taibunsuu.

[Aluscia]

This is cool! I'm so exicted!

[KitZune]

Tai, I have sent you the invite to THZ*.. You can change your user name if you want to, you know. and I have checked Taibunshu is not taken. It is just better to show up in a game without the "Alias" colour on your name... it makes you look authentic. Besides, then you can show off your cool new tag! ;)

[Aluscia]

You mean aTHZ*, right Kit?

[Taibunsuu]

Which do I use again?

[Dynomutt]

Taibunsuu -

Check your in-game E-mail for Kitzune's invite, when making your name don't include any tags. By accepting Kitzune's invite it will automatically put the correct tags on your name.

[Kaleban]

If you're having trouble, just go into the "Admin" tab in your Browser profile, and change your name to Taibunsuu. Make sure that you spell it exactly, otherwise Kitzune will be unable to locate you.

All very simple, but even I the Master of Drunken Boxing have trouble sometimes...

[KitZune]

DRUNKEN MASTER!!!!

hahahahahahahahahaha

/me falls into an uncontrollable laughing fit thinking of Jackie Chan

[Ghryphen]

*bump*

[Dynomutt]

Not really sure why you bumped this thread, I think this guy is long gone.

[Ghryphen]

He is still on the aTHZ roster.

[Dynomutt]

Okay, let's give him one more week, his last post was over a month ago. Then I say we revoke his aTHZ* status.

[Kusiami]

Greetings Taibunsuu. Interesting application you have there...

I would like to talk to you privately on our IRC. I think it's irc.dynamix.com for the server and #THZ for the channel. Email my private address: kusiami@onebox.com

I may have a job for you, friend.

[RazorDragoon]

Hey,revoacking his aTHZ status for not posting is not fair!
We would deprive ourselves of a good warrior!
Besides it's my job to be evil :devil:

[Ghryphen]

Not just the 'not posting', but he has never been anywhere. No Online, No IRC, No forums.

[RazorDragoon]

No in games,IRC,or anything!?
:mad:
What kind of person joins a clan and does nothing!

[Kusiami]

/me hides his face...

[Mythril Gear]

MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!
(Tribes? What's that???)

[Kusiami]

Brain? Whats that?

[Cerberus]

bleh

[Kusiami]

helb

[Aluscia]

Hey now... Let's not bitch outside of the proper forum... :lol

[Ghryphen]

Closing app. If you resurface, start a new app.