Write a fairy tale

[Walks on Clouds]

Let's write a fairy tale. Each person adds a sentence whenever he/she feels like it, and let's see where it ends up.

Okay, I'll start:

"Once upon a time, there lived a wicked old crone in a derelict old house, next to the dark, damp and marshy forest."

[Aluscia]

The dark forest was a home to many creatures of the dark, creatures that the crone wanted to...

[Ghryphen]

put a spell on so that she could command them to do her bidding. She put some toad legs, eye of newt,

[Xenocidez66]

Even with all her dark evil creatures to keep her company she was still lonely and longed for companionship.

[Spinning Hat]

So She bought a GameCube and Maetroid Prime one day and began to immerse herself in the virtual world of Samus, When some....

[Aluscia]

Teenage dork happened across her humble abode, drawn to the sounds of Metroid like a moth to open flame. He approached the house, knocked 3 times, and...

[Spinning Hat]

The crone let him in, hapy to have a new subject for her diabolical experiements on....

[XMEN Ashaman DTM]

only the teenage dork turned out to be a strapping young prince who was into older women.

Then...

[Aluscia]

They descended to the evil crone's basement, where she housed her "Mistress Machine"... Agasp, the young prince said:

[Spinning Hat]

I'll only lie down if you use the fuzzy handcuffs. She complied, and then began to....

[Xenocidez66]

Spank him with a large wooden paddle, the young prince began to yell...

[Aluscia]

"Harder, you skanky ho... please, mommy, hit me more!".. The crone, realizing her mistake, then...

[KitZune]

Pulled out the heavy artillary; a horsewhip and a belt with a heavy metal buckle on it. With one in each hand she began pelting the strapping young prince until he...

[Stang]

Again another thread turned into a sex thread :D. I think he wanted us go along another way just once :). But the story is sounding good :devil:.

[Aluscia]

(continuing from Kitz's post)... Let out his last sigh, and perished. The crone, realizing she but a little too much mustard into her whipping, decided to hide the body in...

[Spinning Hat]

the wood box, as his skin was the color of dead saplings, pulled from the ground by her fammiliar which was a ....

[Walks on Clouds]

terribly bad gambler, in fact, since it never could keep a straight face whenever it got agood hand. Especially...

[Walks on Clouds]

terribly bad gambler, in fact, since it never could keep a straight face whenever it got agood hand. Especially...

(And, no, I do NOT mind the way this story is being told by all these splendid authors. I sort of knew it would derail sooner or later... :) )

[Aluscia]

When he had a hand full of Spades... something about having been spayed, I suppose. The familiar had no problem guarding over said wood box, on the one condition that the crone...

[Xenocidez66]

That the crone find a new fammiliar because he was tired of doing her dirty work.

[XMEN Ashaman DTM]

So the crone turned the familiar into a new strapping young prince. Maybe this one won't be so weak., she thought.

Just then a knock came from her door...

[Xenocidez66]

When she opened the door she saw that her long lost cousin Matilda (twice removed)

[Aluscia]

Had appeared to collect her rent... The Crone, realising she hadn't pulled any tricks in lately, started to apologize when Matilda...

[Xenocidez66]

Noticed the new strapping young prince standing in the room. Then she said to the Crone "lets make a deal"...

[Walks on Clouds]

..."If you give me that strapping young prince you've got there, I'll be so kind as to 'forget' about this month's rent. I might even..."

[Aluscia]

be willing to lend you my Mr. Please-it..." The Crone, remembering all the incredible reviews of the product she read on the internet, jumped at that offer... She thought to herself: "I wonder what Matilda is thinking... "

[Xenocidez66]

Thats when she looked at the prince and realized that he was hung like a...

[Spinning Hat]

mouse!

[Aluscia]

Just then she realized: "Dammit, I knew Matilda was trying to create her army of Rat-men... Dammit dammit dammit... If only there were another way..."

[Walks on Clouds]

So she started trying to squirm her way out of the deal: "Look, my dear Matilda," she said, grinning at her cousin (twice removed) in what she believed to be a friendly fashion, "how about..."

[Xenocidez66]

I just pay you for the rent, next Tuesday.

[yak]

Then Matilda took out her Mr. Please-it and through it off to the side. The Crone picked up the device and began to . . .

[Gambit]

..shake it violently, wondering why it wasn't working.

[yak]

The old crone replaced the batteries only to find that Matilda had . . .

[XMEN Ashaman DTM]

disconnected the discombobulator!

She then...

[yak]

made an attempt to reconnect the discombobulator. When she had suceeded, she found Matilda and the strapping young prince in her bed doing . . .

[Aluscia]

Quilting... She smiled, remember how cold it gets in the winter, especially when she's alone in bed. "Thanks, Matilda. Now get out of here before I turn that brat into a..."

[XMEN Ashaman DTM]

phallus shaped piece of cheese!"

Matilda replied, "...

[Xenocidez66]

"You can DO that???" replied a shocked crone

[yak]

The prince who neglected to say that he took some hits of acid said out of nowhere, "Kick in the buck manwich, I'll have the ham and cheese sandwich". Matilda opened her mouth leaned over to the prince and . . .

[Aluscia]

gave him all the "French" she had in her... The Crone, getting very frustrated, turned the prince into the Phallic Fromage. Matilda, seeing what happened, stopped kissing immediately and instead...

[yak]

started to undress. She turned around to find the crone doing. . .