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Aluscia
11-04-2002, 04:57 PM
I know we had a similar discussion some time ago (no, I really don't want to see any more hobo spiders, honestly), but

I HATE SPIDERS TO THE HUGEST ******* DEGREE!!!!!

Ok... Now that I have that out of the way, let me tell you why. They've decided that my room will be their home for the winter, since I live in the half-basement (my window is at ground level). Great. Now I mind don't them, since I was the victor of the last room-wide war, if they abide by the Treaty of my Bedroom Window, which basically reduces to staying in the window area of my room, and not being visable to me at all. I let them know that I would crush them if I saw them, but I wouldn't go out of my way to kill them if they weren't in my way.

That was like 3 years ago... Now there's all these newcomers, and they don't ******* know the ropes. I just killed two today, one of which decided that my computer screen was a good place to sleep, and the other decided that my chocolate chip bowl matched the colour of his body... Needless to say, both are dead, the latter before he could reach the sanctity of the bowl. I just get so irritated at having to kill them, because I really don't want to start another ******* war, where I wake up with centipedes crawling on my arms and such. I had such a good relationship with the bugs of my house. I think Global warming is screwing with their little brains and making them loco.

Sorry for the seemingly illogical bitch post about this... I realize spiders don't understand me... I'm just pissed off that I have to kill them in increasing numbers now... I want to have a room without the little buggers if I can.


:s0004:

Stang
11-04-2002, 05:04 PM
I HATE SPIDERS!!!!!!!

KitZune
11-04-2002, 05:09 PM
Spiders are cool.


I once had this big spider jump at my face and it was hit out of the air by my friend with a canoe paddle...

WELCOME TO CANADA, EH!?

Spinning Hat
11-04-2002, 08:38 PM
Spiders = :barf :s0005: :mg: :s0005: :mg: :ray: :s0005: :mg: :s0005: :mg: :s0005: :mg: :barf :ray: :s0005: :mg: :ray: :s0005: :mg: :barf :ray: :s0005: :s0005: :mg: :mg: :s0005: :mg:

Xenocidez66
11-08-2002, 03:39 AM
Move to Iceland we don't even have bugs here, That includes spiders I haven't seen a spider in 3 years.

Aluscia
11-08-2002, 12:43 PM
Wow, now I see what Gryph has done.... Turn off the censorship! We're all big boys and girls...

XMEN Ashaman DTM
11-08-2002, 01:51 PM
Spiders are okay. I prefer them to having roaches and ants in the house. But the rest of my family is another story. I also get a little freaked out if I see one on the wall by my bed. (Which has not happened since I moved back to my parent's.)

The spiders seem to observe some hidden boundary to stay out of my room. It's kind of cool!

Aluscia
11-08-2002, 10:31 PM
I see... you've taught them a lesson in pain, or something... Just wait a couple of years, they'll be back. That's what happened to me.

yak
11-26-2002, 07:45 AM
did you know that during your life, while you sleep, you eat an average of eight spiders.:yup:

XMEN Ashaman DTM
11-26-2002, 07:59 AM
Did you know that they taste like a cross between chicken and crab?

Ghryphen
11-26-2002, 09:03 AM
:lol

Spinning Hat
11-26-2002, 09:37 AM
:s0007: :s0006: :s0007: :s0006: :s0007: :s0006: :s0007: :s0006: :s0007: :s0006: :s0007:

That's Gross!

Aluscia
11-26-2002, 11:54 AM
That's wicked :D You know, since crabs are arachnids, and every kind of meat tastes like chicken... Clever.

XMEN Ashaman DTM
11-26-2002, 02:07 PM
But it's also true. :D

Cerberus
11-26-2002, 02:52 PM
if it wern't for spiders, there would be billions more bugs.

Spinning Hat
11-26-2002, 03:58 PM
I don't mind spiders, I just don't like the idea of eating them.

Stang
11-26-2002, 04:15 PM
Thats why they do it when you are sleeping :D. They are the ones that are committing suicide :s0002: .

yak
11-27-2002, 05:16 AM
it could always be worse. i had this dream where i was being eaten by a giant flaming spider. then i awoke to see that it wasnt a dream.:urinate:

Stang
11-27-2002, 11:23 AM
A spider was eating you? Where the heck do you live? Cuz I dont want to ever visit there :D.

Spinning Hat
12-03-2002, 06:19 AM
It's called San Diego... ROFL... It's the Mexican Flaming Spider!!

Aluscia
12-03-2002, 07:37 AM
That sounds like a description of Montazuma's revenge.... Eww....

Spinning Hat
12-03-2002, 07:42 AM
ROFL.... I went to San Diego this weekend, and I saw about 6 Mexican Flaming Spiders eating an ATV and it's rider... :LOL

XMEN Ashaman DTM
12-03-2002, 08:00 AM
Hey, if it bites you, just bite it's legs off.

;)

Spinning Hat
12-03-2002, 11:00 AM
I like my teeth right where they are, thank you.

Stang
12-03-2002, 11:22 AM
Yeah think of all the nutrition you will get :D.