Heya

[Sledgehammer]

Just wanted to say "Where are you people ?" Only THZer I ever see is STU... So get out there more :)

[Spinning Hat]

Ya know, that's kinda funny hammer.... I am a member of THZ*, and Stu is a member of the XMEn... so what are you trying to say?

[Ghryphen]

Hehe, I don't think Stu posts any more :eek:

[Stang]

Stu doesnt love us over here anymore :(.

And its not enough you have to come bug us in the chatroom now you have to come here? SHEESH!!! Go find of those tornadoes and play with it, laso it :D.

[STUWEY]

You say i dont love you... :cry

It is not like i hang in chat from the hours of first to last...

I just dont post cause i ALWAYS kill the conversation

[Stang]

Bah :rolleyes:

[Ghryphen]

Hehe, I think you took the coincidences too seriously :D

[Spinning Hat]

Are you kidding Gryph? He opens that big mouth of his, and the noise is so stifling, we all need to stop speaking to recover from the sound... :lol

[Ghryphen]

:lol

[Jode]

I think THZ fell off the face of the earth...

"HEEEELLLLOOOO DOWN THERE!"

:lol

[Stang]

/me hears Jodes yell and shouts back "HELLO UP THERE!!! SOMEONE PUSHED US IN THIS HOLE AND WE CANT GET OUT!!! But wonders if Jode can hear her and waits for a response, hopefully followed by a rope.

/me is been tryin to figure out who pushed us in this hole. Me thinks it was Hammer and hes coming back to see if we are dead yet :). But luckly Kitzune had a large amount of cheese so we were able to survive.

Who will save us? Stayed tuned for the dramatic rescue

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[Spinning Hat]

*Welcome back for the next exciting episode of: "The THZ Chronicles!"

When we last visited the eclectic THZers, they were stuck in a deep hole because of the evil, vile XMEN|Hammer! Will the THZ ever get out? How have they survived so long on cheese?!? These questions answered and more, in this Episode of the THZ Chronicles!

The ever resourceful Spinning Hat, began to formulate a plan, but when he brought it up to his fellow Calnmates, they all shut him out, saying; "You are one of those filthy XMEN before you joined us... you're no better than Hammer". Undaunted, Spinning Hat began to weave a rope out of the thread from his standard issue XMEN BDU.

"I'll get us out of here" he muttered to himself as Kitzune began dispensing the daily ration of goat cheese from an aerosol can that he'd been saving for the last 3 years saying, "I KNEW this would come in handy someday! All those times I ran out of ammo at crucial times because I had my cans of cheese, redeemed!"

Stang, acting as the interim leader of the group, because Gryph had slipped into a coma for lack of nookie, began barking orders: "It's time we try to dig a tunnel up to the surface! Stu, start digging! Kitzune, play with your dolls! SH, you got us in here, and I am gonna get us out!" All the while, our Hero in disguise continued to weave the rope, all the while his BDU continued to get smaller and the fridgid Starwolf planet got colder and colder due to the oncoming winter.

Finally, after two weeks of living off of Aerosol cheese, SH was finished, with only a few threads covering his shoulders. Then as he stood up and Exclaimed, "It's finished!" Stang hears Jode's voice from overhead; "Hello?!?!?"

Stang Replies: "HELLO UP THERE!!! SOMEONE PUSHED US IN THIS HOLE AND WE CANT GET OUT!!!" Immediately recognizing Stangs' voice, she calls out: "Is Jester with you guys?"

"No, we sent him to Charbydis for a training Op."

"Damnit! I figured as much... we're out of diapers, and I want to go out one night without the kids... and without him too." "Well," Stang replied, "We can recall him as soon as we get out of this hole. So why don't you go get our APC sitting over the hill and get the rope out of the toolbox and we can climb out of here."

Relieved, Jode goes and brings the APC next to the hole, and cries out, "THERE"S NO ROPE!!!!" Spinning Hat stands up, broad smile on his face, "I've got some rope! I made it with my BDU!" Stupified, Stang takes the rope and throws it to Jode saying, "Tie this to the APC and stand back!"

Jode complies, and slowly, one by one the THZ climb out of the hole, and before Stang climbs out, she ties the rope around Gryphon's chest to hoist him out of the pit, and climbs out, barely able to walk after her ordeal.

Stuwey hops into the APC and slow begins to pull Gryphon out of the hole, while Stang watches helplessly.

THREE DAYS LATER BACK AT THZ* HQ

Stang storms into the War Room furious, "The XMEN refuse to give us a formal apology for Hammer's actions! This can mean only one thing. War!".......


What will happen to the alliance between the XMEN and THZ? Where is Gryphon? Find out next time, on the THZ Chronicles!




:D

[Ghryphen]

Nooooooo! I can't wait for the next episode. My VCR is ready!

[Gambit]

I'm really surprised y'all survived that long, considering the amount of methane produced by a diet high in cheese...

:)

[Stang]

Yes it did get a little smelly down there :D.

DO NOT give cheese to SH!!! :lol

[Spinning Hat]

:lol Actually, I LOVE Cheese.... Can't get enough of it. :D

[Jode]

That was great! Glad I was included! :lol

There should be a part...

Jode sees spare rope at the home of XRogue. But she wont come to the door to help because there is a show on talking about the new LOTR movie.

:D

[Spinning Hat]

:lol :lol :lol :lol.... I could see that too... TV balring.... Rogue shouting, Go Away! I want to see this... Maybe they're gonna show a part I haven't memorized yet!... :lol :lol :lol

[Stang]

:lol I can see that too!!!

We know Rogue a little too well :D.

[XRogue]

Hehe, actually, one of the primary lessons of LOTR is always to have a rope handy and remember to use it. So I'd be happy to bring my spare along.......................just as soon as I get some RESPECT!!!!!!!!!!! ;) :D :lol




Actually it surprises me Kitz wouldn't have a rope instead of just the provisions. :D

[Sledgehammer]

Hey how did I become the bad guy??? I got a white hat ??? :(

I just meant that I wanted to see more THZers online

Except that Llamma Jester, that guy kicked me outa mirc twice the other day :disgust

I think he needs a hug :)