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Old 06-16-2004, 09:36 AM   #1
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Default a glorious atkins rant

for those of you that are sick of carb free living or if you just like to see some one babble on.
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Old 06-16-2004, 02:32 PM   #2
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i happen to be on the atkins diet and have lost around 120 pounds on it over the past year, absolutley nothing wrong with it IMO
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Old 06-16-2004, 03:18 PM   #3
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We have family that is on it, or where on, and they lost a lot also.

I'd try it out but I just can't give up some of the stuff they want you to. Rice, bread, popcorn (sorry that would be a no no I LOVE popcorn! . I just need to trim down on what I eat and so on and get up and do some walkin . But I shouldn't have to give up all that to lose wait just cut back.
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Old 06-16-2004, 04:22 PM   #4
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You can really screw up your kidneys if you're on it for too long.

Short term it's not bad. Long term, it's gonna make you do dialysis because of all the scar tissue in your kidneys.
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http://www.thefakenews.com/cookiemonster61604.html

New York) The relative calm of Sesame Street has been shattered as carb-loving Cookie Monster has been attacked three times this month by devoted converts to the Atkins diet.


Dude, that's like 800 carbs!!!

"Oh, me so scared," wailed the furry blue monster from his apartment above Mr. Hooper's store," but it not so bad; people been sending me maannnny cookies... ha ha ha," Mr. Monster added.

Police say the victim was tricked each time by the Atkins insurgents posing as cookie delivery men.

"We told him to at least look through the peep hole every time someone knocks on his door, but apparently he goes into some kind of mania every time he hears the word 'cookie,' said Lt. Abby Van Buren of the 27th Precinct.

Van Buren says information Cookie Monster's close friends are giving the police is proving to be of a "mixed nature."

"I saw four, four attackers, ah ah ah," said The Count.

"I think they had a red car, but I'm not so good with my colors," added Grover.

Elmo exclaimed, "Elmo loves the sun!"

Experts say Cookie Monster has long been a target for diet groups, but the Atkins cabal is particularly intent on using violence to get what they want.

"You think KFC, TGI Fridays, and all those packaged snack people just started offering low carb items because we asked nicely?" asked an Atkins terror cell leader who did not want to be identified. "We had to beat a lot of CEOs to a bloody pulp before they finally gave in," she added.
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A guy I work with uses the Cabbage Soup Diet occasionaly and it has worked great for him. I had some of the soup and it tasted pretty dang good.
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Thats worse who can eat that much soup? I got to have variety .
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I am on the FATkins Diet...
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Is that why you pee so much?
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steele's still alive?!?!?
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Oh yeah we could never get rid of him .

You didn't notice a smell when you came over? Thats his stain we are STILL trying to get rid of.
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I smelled something, checked my armpits, not me
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Dork I said it was Steeles stain not your armpit .
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just checking

I'm not a dork, I'm in "The Cool People"
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We will call it a "dork moment" from the "cool People" group. It happens but be careful it can't happen too many times .
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