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Old 01-09-2003, 09:36 PM   #1
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Wink Have you guys seen this?........

What would have happened if Dr. Seuss had written LOTR???


"Gandalf, Gandalf! Take the ring!
I am too small to carry this thing!"

"I can not, will not hold the One.
You have a slim chance, but I have none.
I will not take it on a boat,
I will not take it across a moat.
I cannot take it under Moria,
that's one thing I can't do for ya.
I would not bring it into Mordor,
I would not make it to the border."

-excerpt from Dr. Suess's LOTR.



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Old 01-09-2003, 09:40 PM   #2
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Old 01-10-2003, 10:02 AM   #3
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Thats because Gandalf already has something else.
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Heh, quit spoiling them, Jester. Besides, that's not even the whole reason he wouldn't take the One.

Funny, Jode.
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He didn't take the one because he feared it would corrupt him, much in the same way Galadriel wouldn't take the one. (Any other reason is hear-say )
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HEH, thats funny because Galadriel also has something else.. But the reason she wouldn't take it relates to her past. It was a test for her, before she could go back into the west.
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I toldja to quit spoiling them, Jesterpoo.

Besides, all we need to do is have a Tolkien argument in here, we'll be declared geeks for the rest of our lives just because nobody will know what we are babbling about. And you and Laurelin are both right anyway. :b
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what are you babbling about
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And you guys ARE geeks.
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We like being geeks, thank U.
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Old 01-12-2003, 04:41 PM   #12
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Ya it was supposed to be funny!
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It was funny. Just one thing though. If you can sit and come up with something like that you must get a hobbie, because some one has WAY to much time on their hands.
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LoTR is our hobby, Xeno. O'course I have a number of others, such as Star Trek and needlework as well as 2 kids. I am a creative person in a number of respects.
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Speaking of needle point, Gryphons mom got me a little needle point thing to work on. I opened it up and was like "wth? How do you do this?"

So might be asking you some questions .
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