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Old 11-28-2002, 11:41 AM   #31
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I just pay you for the rent, next Tuesday.
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Then Matilda took out her Mr. Please-it and through it off to the side. The Crone picked up the device and began to . . .
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..shake it violently, wondering why it wasn't working.
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The old crone replaced the batteries only to find that Matilda had . . .
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disconnected the discombobulator!

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made an attempt to reconnect the discombobulator. When she had suceeded, she found Matilda and the strapping young prince in her bed doing . . .
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Quilting... She smiled, remember how cold it gets in the winter, especially when she's alone in bed. "Thanks, Matilda. Now get out of here before I turn that brat into a..."
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phallus shaped piece of cheese!"

Matilda replied, "...
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"You can DO that???" replied a shocked crone
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The prince who neglected to say that he took some hits of acid said out of nowhere, "Kick in the buck manwich, I'll have the ham and cheese sandwich". Matilda opened her mouth leaned over to the prince and . . .
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gave him all the "French" she had in her... The Crone, getting very frustrated, turned the prince into the Phallic Fromage. Matilda, seeing what happened, stopped kissing immediately and instead...
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started to undress. She turned around to find the crone doing. . .
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