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Old 09-23-2002, 03:14 PM   #16
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Im going to be a KICKASS mom .
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Old 09-23-2002, 03:19 PM   #17
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Well, that too. Just remember that when you actually ask your kids to go pick out a branch to be switched with, that you look REALLY mean!

(I never experienced that, but I saw it happen to my older cousin. She was crying. "Dad! I won't do it again!")

The kid will think up the worst thing that they can when their imagination runs wild. You just have to look the part of someone that is willing to carry through on your threats.


But what do I know? I'm not a parent, and here I am telling someone what to do!

Sorry.
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Old 09-23-2002, 03:52 PM   #18
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Hehe no problem, Im not a parent either so it doesnt bother me .

My Dad has told us stories of my Grandma sending them out to cut their own switches, brrrrrr schivers to even think of it.
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Old 09-23-2002, 04:13 PM   #19
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My mom used to use a plastic slotted spoon.... Man that hurt..
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Old 09-23-2002, 06:20 PM   #20
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Mine used a wooden spoon. None too comfortable either.
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Same with mine... she actually broke it on my behind ...
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My mom used the plastic cause they didn't break too often... But yeah, they did break she hit us so hard sometimes.... My Brother and I weren't very good kids....
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Neither were my sister and I... we just learned not to say *anything* to our parents...
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I was a very well behaved kid. In fact, my parents were appalled that they used to think otherwise after they met some of their friend's teenagers.

Don't think they ever broke a spoon on us tho.
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My dad used his leather belt. Soft leather. The kind that makes you think twice about anything.
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Old 09-24-2002, 03:53 PM   #26
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Ahh the Wooden Spoon what memories .

You saw that thing coming and you wanted to bolt! Man I can still feel it, OUCH! Once I tried to put on a few more pairs of undies and Mom caught on .

I got revenge though, when my Dad moved in to our apartment he brought a leather chair and I sat behind it with a pencil and poked so many holes in that thing . I also did it cuz I didnt like this man moving into my place with my mom, she was MINE.
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Old 09-24-2002, 06:59 PM   #27
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I read an article once by a fella who'd been raised by his mother after his dad had died. Guy said that one year they almost killed a peach tree by pulling switches off it, he got spanked so much. That made me go ouch.

Ever seen one of those little paddles they make that have padding and ruffles and ribbons and lace all over it, to the point about all you can see is the handle, and its' labelled "Grandma's paddle" ?
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Old 09-26-2002, 09:04 PM   #28
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Woah. That sounds...kinky.
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Old 09-26-2002, 10:10 PM   #29
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We didnt get abused as kids, but we werent strangers to spankings either. Had to do the switch thing a few times...what really sucked about it was there was a stand of young willows not far from our house. The first time my mom sent me to get one, I thought I would be clever and get the thinnest one....boy, did I learn my mistake. The one I remember most though was when my mom went to get the belt...leather of course...I ran into the kitchen and made her chase me around the dining room table. Thought I was being clever again, I did...till she got tired of chasing me and reached across the table to snake me a good one. By the time I got over the suprise, she was on me and I got a few extra for my efforts

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Old 09-26-2002, 10:10 PM   #30
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Doh! Stupid double posts....or poster
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