The reasons cell phones are dangerous or Stupid people shouldn't breed

Xenocidez66 · 02-27-2003, 07:17 AM

Kansas | A man whose vehicle broke down on I-35 was struck and killed by a train while calling for help. The train engineer spotted him standing on the tracks, holding a cell phone to one ear and cupping his hand to the other ear to block the noise of the train.

I read this earlier today and just had to share.

Maz · 02-27-2003, 08:19 AM

it seems cell phones are alot more problems then solutions

Cerberus · 02-27-2003, 08:23 AM

well, now wether or not you believe in Darwin's theory or creationism. It's seems survival of the fitest is definately real at least. That dumb ass wins' a darwin award.

Spinning Hat · 02-27-2003, 09:11 AM

I hope he wins a Daarwin Award... Damn, how dumb can one person be? Standing on the damn train tracks...

XRogue · 02-27-2003, 09:41 AM

Heh, natural selection in action. Mazzy, from a certain point of view, the cell phone was the solution, not the problem.

Goes to show exactly how dumb the human race can really be...

Maz · 02-27-2003, 10:02 AM

the solution to his death

Heya Rogue!

Stang · 02-27-2003, 10:38 AM

OMG What a freakin moron!

Some people just shouldnt have them.

"Im sorry sir we cant sell you this phone cuz you just look too stupid to use it and would get hurt or hurt someone."

Xenocidez66 · 02-27-2003, 01:27 PM

Actually I read this on the Darwin Awards site. I just about fell out of my chair laughing. There was another couple that I wanted to post but this was by far the best for THZ. I felt that most people here could relate to this in some way, as in you witnessed some one doing something stupid while on their phone.

check out the site its a reall laugh
www.darwinawards.com

Later

KitZune · 02-27-2003, 03:50 PM

I know practically all the Darwin awards backwards and forwards.
I'm a huge fan.

Unfortunately dying in a stupid way is not all it takes to get into the darwin awards... you must also have no offspring of any sort, thus sucessfully removing your stupidity from the genepool.

There was one darwin award where the award was valid because he also killed his children in the stupid accident. Can't remember how he did it tho.

yak · 03-03-2003, 06:36 AM

i almost feel sorry for the man, then i hear what happened to him

Aluscia · 03-04-2003, 05:59 AM

/me shakes her head. Darwin awards... how sad in such an enlightening way.

02-27-2003, 07:17 AM	#1
Xenocidez66 Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Iceland Age: 54 Posts: 207	The reasons cell phones are dangerous or Stupid people shouldn't breed Kansas \| A man whose vehicle broke down on I-35 was struck and killed by a train while calling for help. The train engineer spotted him standing on the tracks, holding a cell phone to one ear and cupping his hand to the other ear to block the noise of the train. I read this earlier today and just had to share. __________________ Knoledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

02-27-2003, 08:19 AM	#2
Maz Forum wh0re Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Canada Age: 41 Posts: 1,429	it seems cell phones are alot more problems then solutions __________________

02-27-2003, 08:23 AM	#3
Cerberus One bad mofo'n Hound Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Your Mom's House Age: 47 Posts: 1,319	well, now wether or not you believe in Darwin's theory or creationism. It's seems survival of the fitest is definately real at least. That dumb ass wins' a darwin award. __________________ Tribes:Ascend Play it today for free

02-27-2003, 09:11 AM	#4
Spinning Hat Toupee Cover Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Coon Rapids, MN USA Age: 44 Posts: 755	I hope he wins a Daarwin Award... Damn, how dumb can one person be? Standing on the damn train tracks... __________________ Never, Never, Never Quit -Winston Churchill

02-27-2003, 10:02 AM	#6
Maz Forum wh0re Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Canada Age: 41 Posts: 1,429	the solution to his death Heya Rogue! __________________

02-27-2003, 09:41 AM	#5
XRogue Forum wh0re Join Date: May 2001 Location: Texas Age: 52 Posts: 1,097	Heh, natural selection in action. Mazzy, from a certain point of view, the cell phone was the solution, not the problem. Goes to show exactly how dumb the human race can really be...

02-27-2003, 10:38 AM	#7
Stang Team Captain Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Everett, WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,859 Xbox Leaderboard: 1^st	OMG What a freakin moron! Some people just shouldnt have them. "Im sorry sir we cant sell you this phone cuz you just look too stupid to use it and would get hurt or hurt someone." __________________

02-27-2003, 01:27 PM	#8
Xenocidez66 Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Iceland Age: 54 Posts: 207	Actually I read this on the Darwin Awards site. I just about fell out of my chair laughing. There was another couple that I wanted to post but this was by far the best for THZ. I felt that most people here could relate to this in some way, as in you witnessed some one doing something stupid while on their phone. check out the site its a reall laugh www.darwinawards.com Later __________________ Knoledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

02-27-2003, 03:50 PM	#9
KitZune Transgendered Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Burlington Ontario (Near Toronto) Age: 41 Posts: 1,079	I know practically all the Darwin awards backwards and forwards. I'm a huge fan. Unfortunately dying in a stupid way is not all it takes to get into the darwin awards... you must also have no offspring of any sort, thus sucessfully removing your stupidity from the genepool. There was one darwin award where the award was valid because he also killed his children in the stupid accident. Can't remember how he did it tho. __________________ She's named after Judas... Not a CARROT Click here to view my artwork

03-03-2003, 06:36 AM	#10
yak Threadkiller Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: marysville, washington Age: 38 Posts: 537	i almost feel sorry for the man, then i hear what happened to him __________________ One can smile, and smile, and still be a villian.-William Shakespeare Are you trying to tell me that the man who tried to put a rubber fist in my anus was a uhh.. homosexual?-Borat

03-04-2003, 05:59 AM	#11
Aluscia Emo Queen 1000th Thread Main Forum Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In a subterranean complex. Age: 41 Posts: 2,346	/me shakes her head. Darwin awards... how sad in such an enlightening way. __________________ Favourite Song of the moment - Pyramid Song - Radiohead

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