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Old 07-31-2001, 08:19 AM   #1
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Default Are you a Gryphon ?

You Might Be a Gryphon in Spirit if...
1) You like the smell of cat food (espesially the kind with horse meat)

2) You screech when your angery

3) You screech when your hungry

4) You've ever hissed at someone that startled at you

5) You've ever seen a picture of a Gryphon and asked, "Do I know him?"

6) You wish you had a more intimidating stare

7) You have three sleeping positions: curled up, streched out as far as you can, and sitting up.

8) You like your meat rare..or raw

9) You roll your eyes at pics of Unicorns

10) You stretch for 10 minutes after getting out of bed in the morning

11) You like frequent, short naps

12) You grow your nails long and cry when they break

13) When you are watching a nature show about lions your eyes drift to the lions hiney and you think, "Wow, what a cute butt."

14) You drool when you see pics of horses

15) When you're vacationing in the Rockies you see a mountain goat and wonder what it tastes like

16) You know what it tastes like

17) You have a Gryphon tatoo

18) You own a Gryphon statue

19) You bought a Gryphon poster or painting

20) You print out Gryphon pics from the net and put them up on your wall

21) You print out this list

22) You laugh at this list

23) Your online nick name has Gryphon in it

24) You think as cats and birds as your brothers and sisters

25) You have cats or birds and talk to them

26) You understand when they talk back

27) Your toes are strangly flexible

28) You draw Gryphons all the time, even if you can't draw worth beans

29) You know all the spellings of Gryphon by heart

30) You look up the word Gryphon in other languages

31) You capitalize Gryphon

32) You slept on a bed of jewelry and were comfortable

33) You're generally quiet

34) You are really good at stalking in the shadows

35) You are really good at keeping secrets

36) Debating is an art for you, and you always win

37) You tell people you're a Gryphon

38) You tried to disembowel people because they didn't believe you

39) You can say yes to half of this list

40) You can say yes to ALL of this list
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Old 07-31-2001, 08:22 AM   #2
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I may have to do one for my insect brothers as well.
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Old 07-31-2001, 08:39 AM   #3
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OK, I just had to do this... straight off the top of my head, folks.

Signs you are one of the mantis warriors:

Underground living is where it’s at, and you immensely respect Bilbo Baggins as the only humanoid with any sense in homes.
You have no sisters, just a whole pile of brothers and one mother.
You laugh at the concept of claustrophobia.
You don’t sleep. EVER.
Jetpacks are for wussies that can’t climb sheer vertical walls.
You wonder how humans lived for so long, having such poor reflexes.
You have great respect for roaches; they’ve so far out-lived, out-toughed, or out-smarted everything in the known universe.
Alcohol doesn’t do squat to you—you prefer 112-proof honey.
Walls are for walking, too.
So are ceilings.
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Old 07-31-2001, 08:51 AM   #4
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Old 08-01-2001, 03:24 AM   #5
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I bet stormy satisfies everything on your list, Dax...
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Old 08-01-2001, 11:48 AM   #6
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Hah! You freak, Ambush... ;p

And no, I don't fulfill all of the things on that list.

There's at least two or three spellings of gryffoun that I don't know off the top of my crest. And I haven't printed out the list.

It didn't mention trilling and purring when happy, though...
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Old 08-01-2001, 12:27 PM   #7
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Next item on both lists: Humans tend to laugh at us when we try to get into armor... that is until we pounce and rip them to shreds.

Good to see ya, Stormy.
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I didn't know that insects pounced....
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Old 08-01-2001, 07:25 PM   #10
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Some of them do. Mantises, for example. Particularly mantises who have jetpacks.
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Old 08-02-2001, 02:24 PM   #12
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Hunting spiders, like the wolf spider (ok, not really an insect, but does fall into the broader category of "bug". (Note the small 'b', Ambush ) )

Mantises do, sort of. They don't jump with all their feet, but look at those arms in action and tell me it's not a pounce.

Wasps hunting prey pounce on their victims, sting them, and lay an egg in the paralyzed insect for the young wasp to eat.

Ant lions. The ones that dig a pit in the sand and wait at the bottom for something to come along, slip in and can't climb out? They pounce. And man, have they got the teeth for it.

Lots more, I'm sure.
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