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Old 06-08-2003, 11:55 AM   #1
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Talking Cowboys

Got this joke from Dynobutt today

Two Cowboys from Montana walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from
their throats. They stand at the bar, talking quietly about Beef prices.
Suddenly a woman at a table behind them, who has been eating a sandwich,
begins to cough. After a minute or so it becomes apparent that she is in
real distress, and the cowboys turn to look at her." Kin ya swaller?" asks
one of the cowboys. "No", signals the woman, desperately shaking her head.
"Kin ya breathe?" asks the other. The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue,
shakes her head "No" again. The first cowboy walks over to her, lifts her
skirt and slowly runs his tongue up and down her left butt cheek. This
shocks the woman to a violent spasm, the obstruction flies out of her mouth
and she begins to breathe again. The cowboy! walks back to the bar and
proudly takes a sip of his beer. His partner says in admiration.... "Ya
know, I'd heard of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver,' but I ain't never seed
nobody do it."
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Old 06-10-2003, 06:22 AM   #2
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Hmmm. Good one that!
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Old 06-10-2003, 01:44 PM   #3
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That's funny!
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