12 days of Christmas..........Mommy style

XRogue · 12-17-2001, 01:36 PM

I'll cut it short lol

On the twelfth day of Christmas my children gave to me
twelve plumbers plumbing
eleven diaper wipings
ten Fords a-beeping
nine songs they can't sing
eight ways of belching
seven tons of washing
six teeth decaying

five dozen SCREAMS

four appalling words
three drenched friends
two snotty gloves
and a cartridge in a fir tree.

THE END

Maz · 12-17-2001, 01:58 PM

you must love being a mom

XRogue · 12-17-2001, 03:34 PM

Yes, I do. Except for Christmas Break.

Maz · 12-18-2001, 03:50 AM

Are'nt youre kids supose to be nice to you during x-mas?

XRogue · 12-18-2001, 05:03 AM

If so, it's news to them.

Maz · 12-18-2001, 05:35 AM

I heard this morning that the best gift a kid can give is not fighting with his bro/sis during x-mas, and being nice to mom

Aluscia · 12-18-2001, 08:21 AM

Rigghhhhht... I bet the best gift Rogue's kids can give to her is some 733+ LOTR merchandise... Am I right?

Maz · 12-18-2001, 09:08 AM

, you're rigth Laur

Laur- You should come here more often, I miss ya

XRogue · 12-18-2001, 09:39 AM

I miss ya too, Laur. Where in Middle Earth have you been? Gluing on your elf ears?

And the best gift the kids can get me is not fighting each other. After that, then they can give me some LOTR stuff.

12-17-2001, 01:36 PM	#1
XRogue Forum wh0re Join Date: May 2001 Location: Texas Age: 52 Posts: 1,097	12 days of Christmas..........Mommy style I'll cut it short lol On the twelfth day of Christmas my children gave to me twelve plumbers plumbing eleven diaper wipings ten Fords a-beeping nine songs they can't sing eight ways of belching seven tons of washing six teeth decaying five dozen SCREAMS four appalling words three drenched friends two snotty gloves and a cartridge in a fir tree. THE END

12-17-2001, 01:58 PM	#2
Maz Forum wh0re Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Canada Age: 41 Posts: 1,429	you must love being a mom __________________

12-18-2001, 03:50 AM	#4
Maz Forum wh0re Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Canada Age: 41 Posts: 1,429	Are'nt youre kids supose to be nice to you during x-mas? __________________

12-18-2001, 05:35 AM	#6
Maz Forum wh0re Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Canada Age: 41 Posts: 1,429	I heard this morning that the best gift a kid can give is not fighting with his bro/sis during x-mas, and being nice to mom __________________

12-18-2001, 08:21 AM	#7
Aluscia Emo Queen 1000th Thread Main Forum Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In a subterranean complex. Age: 41 Posts: 2,346	Rigghhhhht... I bet the best gift Rogue's kids can give to her is some 733+ LOTR merchandise... Am I right? __________________ Favourite Song of the moment - Pyramid Song - Radiohead

12-17-2001, 03:34 PM	#3
XRogue Forum wh0re Join Date: May 2001 Location: Texas Age: 52 Posts: 1,097	Yes, I do. Except for Christmas Break.

12-18-2001, 05:03 AM	#5
XRogue Forum wh0re Join Date: May 2001 Location: Texas Age: 52 Posts: 1,097	If so, it's news to them.

12-18-2001, 09:08 AM	#8
Maz Forum wh0re Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Canada Age: 41 Posts: 1,429	, you're rigth Laur Laur- You should come here more often, I miss ya __________________

12-18-2001, 09:39 AM	#9
XRogue Forum wh0re Join Date: May 2001 Location: Texas Age: 52 Posts: 1,097	I miss ya too, Laur. Where in Middle Earth have you been? Gluing on your elf ears? And the best gift the kids can get me is not fighting each other. After that, then they can give me some LOTR stuff.

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