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Old 08-03-2001, 11:49 AM   #1
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A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. The husband was a little worried about this, but wanted to help out so he agreed.

The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, telling the husband that even 10 percent was probably more pain than he had experienced ever before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine.

The doctor looked a little bewildered and adjusted the machine to give the father 20 percent of the pain. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and heart rate and all seemed perfect. They decided to transfer 50 percent of the pain to the father.

The husband continued doing well and started making wisecracks about how women complain so much about labor and it really wasn't a big deal. In fact, he was willing to take all the pain! The doctor turned the switch to 100 percent. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain and she and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, the mailman was dead on their doorstep.
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Old 08-03-2001, 12:01 PM   #2
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Old 08-04-2001, 07:40 AM   #3
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Auuuyggghhhh That's awful!!!!
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Old 08-04-2001, 04:34 PM   #4
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That's awesome, Rogue... as for you av, Gryphon... I just noticed... you might want to add a few more frames of THZ*Gryphon q0wns joo...
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Old 08-04-2001, 06:18 PM   #5
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HAHAHAHA!
That's really good
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Old 08-05-2001, 04:21 PM   #6
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LMAO !!

I wounder what the Husband was thinking after he saw that.
Hey honeny ? Was he better than me ?? LOL
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