nah nah, the signs of getting are when you find yourself living the life of a newborn:
-Have no hair
-Have no teeth
-The 'bits' don't do their thang
-Can barely eat solids
-Can't feed yourself, without making a mess
-Can't dress yourself
-Talk nonsense, if at all
-Drool
-Frequently make an awful mess of your pants
-Bitch, bitch, bitch about all of the above, when they occur.
;p
aaaaaaaaaaand the lightning bolt from heaven comes down...oh, now.
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"For in that we are both especially daring and especially thorough in calculating what we attempt, we can truly be distinguished from other men, for whom ignorance is boldness but calculation brings hesitancy. Rightly would they be judged strongest in spirit who recognize both dangers and pleasures with utmost clarity and are on neither count deterred from risks."
- Thucydides, The Peloponnesian War: 2.40, "The Funeral Oration of Perikles" (431 BCE)
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