OK, I just had to do this... straight off the top of my head, folks.
Signs you are one of the mantis warriors:
Underground living is where it’s at, and you immensely respect Bilbo Baggins as the only humanoid with
any sense in homes.
You have no sisters, just a whole
pile of brothers and one mother.
You laugh at the concept of claustrophobia.
You don’t sleep.
EVER.
Jetpacks are for wussies that can’t climb sheer vertical walls.
You wonder how humans lived for so long, having such poor reflexes.
You have great respect for roaches; they’ve so far out-lived, out-toughed, or out-smarted everything in the known universe.
Alcohol doesn’t do squat to you—you prefer 112-proof honey.
Walls are for walking, too.
So are ceilings.