This will burn your eyes out of thier sockets, to think, someone wrote and illustrated all this:
(very, very, NSFW) http://www.sweetkiss.net/~jargon/yuaoki/narumi/narumi01.html
And a hilarious blog of a black guy teaching english in the japanese school system and the various perversions he has to deal with:
http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html