the other day at work, one of the guys that i work with dropped a piece of aluminum on his big toe. now i know what you are thinking, aluminum isnt that heavy. all that i have to say about that is that it is heavy when it is 6 feet long, 3 inches thick, and 3 inches wide. in the time it took him to fall to the ground and rip off his shoe and sock his nail was blacker than most of my clothes.
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One can smile, and smile, and still be a villian.-William Shakespeare
Are you trying to tell me that the man who tried to put a rubber fist in my anus was a uhh.. homosexual?-Borat
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